Thursday, February 09, 2006

Britney Spears bought a Car Seat

So, I am thinking that these ads on t.v. for calling strangers at night to 'hook up' with other local singles.... it is so dumb, because the people that would be calling these pathetic phone numbers don't look this good, they look more like, me, or, my dog, maybe?

Just got back from the board meeting. Nice, long, drawn out meeting. My eyes were burning as I walked out. Imagine 7 people who don't do my job, telling me how to do my job. Fun. Time to call the singles line and have real fun.

I caught a lovely side view of my thorax, or, rather, my stomach area. It was one of those moments when one just gets a very interesting angle to view themselves. Wow. When did my ass get that big? And, cellulite. My god. So, what will it take for me to shed this lard?

Ok, enough self hate for today.

Britney Spears bought a car seat today. Now I can sleep better.

Where is everyone out there?

1 comment:

Lynda said...

I was in California during this week. Sorry you missed me and everyone else. :(

Britney Spears....*sigh*...what can I say. She is only a few years younger than my sister was, and my sister had a lot more common sense. With all the paparazzi accidents, that seems a much better reason to strap the child into the seat.

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